goodbye cruel world

August 11, 2006

welcome in my friend
my name is perdition
what can i do for you

do you want me to shove you from behind
to where you dont want to go?
dont worry
it wont hurt if you fall in
its a bottomless pit

do you want to re-visit your nightmares one more time?
oh come on friend
just one last time
you dont wanna get bored
standing alone on top of the brick wall
of the giddy heights of the temple of retribution

for the last time my friend
say hello to your earthern nightmares
for the last time
would you like to say thank you
to the heap of dung you were moulded off?
dont be ungrateful friend
hasnt life always been more than a pile of cowshit?

dont hide from me friend
i am your perdition
even if you close your eyes
i will still be here tomorrow

sparkling trauma

so there i laid
in the place i hate
probing steel
swishing tubes
gushing what nots
and that oh-god smell
…how the hell did i end up there?!
how why how?!
(that’s my gum
you friggin…white-coated,
blue-shirted,
green-masked…dumbass)
is it just me
or is he really boring holes in my teeth???
yikes!
all those damned nerves
coiling beneath the white crown
sends crazy sensations to that brain o mine
yeowww ho ho!
(’open wider’
sure thing
my pleasure
welcome to my mouth cavity
it’s all yours to scrape
and poke
and scrape
…hello there unknown alien steel rod)
spit says the tooth monkey
and i spit blood
spit again he says
‘i know that much you toot toot toot
i got eyes’
i wanna say
(’lie down once again’
come again?!
you must be joking right?)
well every drippin bit serious
our virtuoso de tooth turned out to be
damn!
damn damn damn
so on and on it went
my date with the tooth monkey
on and on it went
i have super sensitive teeth now
thank you el tooth monkey
when it comes to scraping the life out of me
you be super amazing! yay!
and the next time you think of a date with me
emmm just don’t
so that was my blurry flurry
a dental lil story
of yikes and for-the-love-god-stop(s)!

…the next time i smile
you better be dazzled!

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